Victor Von Doom

coffeeaddictedgenius: syntaxbitch: Only because you’re ignorant… Is that me? It kind of looks like me, but it’s got the strips and a star. Like, what even? It’s Norman Osborn in your stolen technology. But I’d be willing to call you ignorant as well if you’re feeling left out. 

coffeeaddictedgenius:

syntaxbitch:

Only because you’re ignorant…

Is that me? It kind of looks like me, but it’s got the strips and a star. Like, what even?

It’s Norman Osborn in your stolen technology. But I’d be willing to call you ignorant as well if you’re feeling left out. 

xpermafrost:

so-sayeth-doom:

xpermafrost:

so-sayeth-doom replied to your post: I’m sure you’re far to clever to need something like this. But I still have a bottle of this failed formula from a month ago. It causes a nasty case of twelve hour hiccups and causes ones eyebrows to fall out. It is odorless, tasteless and color less…. you may have it if you like. It’s only collecting dust in the lab.
Hm… not much. Most of it is rather lethal or has rather disastrous side effects… Perhaps one of the carnivorous begonias? The little ones can only nip and don’t do more than startle. Just be sure to take care when the adult canines come in.

　

You. I like you.

What is your name?

I am Victor Von Doom young majesty. A mortal, but one who is schooled in science and magic. I also have a penchant for making a fair bit of mayhem now and again. 

Magic and science?
Oh, this is quite novel indeed! You and I shall be friends henceforth.

What manner of mayhem do you stir? Do you raze whole cities?
Teach me this science of which you speak. 

I have razed cities. I’ve at least toppled a dozen skyscrapers in my day. Every so often I try and conquer midgard, make a grab for cosmic power, punch a demigod in the face. After a few years it all sort of runs together. 

As for science it is not all dissimilar from magic. It’s simply magic that asks itself how it works.

I am glad we could be friends though.

xpermafrost:

so-sayeth-doom replied to your post: I’m sure you’re far to clever to need something like this. But I still have a bottle of this failed formula from a month ago. It causes a nasty case of twelve hour hiccups and causes ones eyebrows to fall out. It is odorless, tasteless and color less…. you may have it if you like. It’s only collecting dust in the lab.
Hm… not much. Most of it is rather lethal or has rather disastrous side effects… Perhaps one of the carnivorous begonias? The little ones can only nip and don’t do more than startle. Just be sure to take care when the adult canines come in.

　

You. I like you.

What is your name?

I am Victor Von Doom young majesty. A mortal, but one who is schooled in science and magic. I also have a penchant for making a fair bit of mayhem now and again. 

madamateur: “Because … I am Doom … What Gods dare stand against me?”

madamateur:

“Because … I am Doom
… What Gods dare stand against me?”

thirdsonofasgard:

so-sayeth-doom:

The best of both worlds. No more gutting gods and hoping for a solution. As incredulous as it may sound the best prospect is the fabled fountain of youth… I have reason to believe it exists…

A fountain of youth? How does that even work?

Well it’s not a literal fountain. The term is just a tradition and cultural symbol that has been passed on from generation to generation. 

For example, many primitive cultures believed the gods derived their vitality from goddesses with magic fruit. In many holy books man conversely receives his weakness from a woman with an apple. 

Fruit is a yonic symbol, which seems to suggest the fact that we simply inherit our mortality or immortality.   

But a fountain leads me to think there may be a source from which life flows that could be tapped into. 

thirdsonofasgard:

so-sayeth-doom:

thirdsonofasgard:

so-sayeth-doom:

Many. It’s a matter of picking the ones that cause the least collateral damage.

Also the ones that cause the least amount of harm to others.

Also the ones with the best possibility of success. Other wise it’s unjustifiable, another Ox to add to the elephant. 

May I inquire as to what has the best chance of succeeding?

The best of both worlds. No more gutting gods and hoping for a solution. As incredulous as it may sound the best prospect is the fabled fountain of youth… I have reason to believe it exists…

thirdsonofasgard:

so-sayeth-doom:

Many. It’s a matter of picking the ones that cause the least collateral damage.

Also the ones that cause the least amount of harm to others.

Also the ones with the best possibility of success. Other wise it’s unjustifiable, another Ox to add to the elephant.